As if life wasn’t awful enough, an English language training company recently posted a job advert at a Wuhan University that precluded Scorpios and Virgos from applying. The “moody and critical” zodiacal outcasts were deemed unsuitable for the roles as teachers and clerks.
On the plus, these very characteristics should surely make them top candidates for other types of employment – for example if the nearby Nanjing Forestry University is still recruiting “Red Armbands” to curb inappropriate displays of intimacy on campus.
Here at Brushduck we are firm believers in equal opportunities, but if anything favour contributions from predatory arthropods and virgins.