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Proof that pandas are massive lads.

I am not trying to make this a Panda related website. However, I am noticing a trend in the things that I post. (if you haven’t seen “say never say no to panda” see below) However, this video is too good to miss really. Most people think of pandas as cute furry docile creatures. This video proves that that is all a load of baloney. Pandas are massive LADS. Fact. Enjoy.

 

Ps some non panda posts will come shortly.

 

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Never Say No To Panda

Best advert I have seen in a while.

 

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Panda Dogs

Apparently the latest craze in China is to make your dog look like a Panda.

I really feel like I should be condemning this sort of behaviour, but I think if someone offered me a panda dog I would probably take it.

For those of you that don’t know,

Differences between a panda and a dog:

Dogs crap everywhere and have a massive sex drive. Pandas eat bamboo.

Here are some panda dogs being exhibited:

The mail also write about the wild tiger dog too:

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Tabloid press in adorable Giant Panda backlash

Ok so they are expensive as well as cute, and they also do little for their own survival chances by refusing to mate or eat anything but one small part of bamboo plants.  But given that this loan of Tian Tian and Yuangguang to Edinburgh Zoo  took 5 years to negotiate I’m sure we could just be a little bit pleased about it!

Working hard - Giant Panda earning its keep in Chengdu

The sun asks ‘Who’s going to bear* the cost?’

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3353336/Panda-cash-appeal.html

*pun as yet unconfirmed

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Sleeping like a panda

After having slept like a panda for over 12 hours. I was impressd by my ability so I thought I would make a small comparison.

In fact, although pandas sleep for 10-12 hours a day. They actually nap more often than sleep. Furthermore you can tell how long a panda has been sleeping at a spot as they defecate whilst sleeping. Fortunately, I do not share this habit and have woken up once again with clean sheets.

I have no idea where the above picture came from, or who on earth made it, but it does remind me of a story from Chengdu a few years ago –

after a panda that had been released to nature died shortly after,  the Woolong Nature Reserve said they were going to teach pandas to fight by making them watch attack dogs in action. Only in China.

 

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