Chinese Government mess with nature… and win

How do you make it rain in the desert? What do you get if you cross the desert with the sea? How do you drown a scorpion?

No, these are not classic Christmas cracker jokes, but actually environmental policy ideas in China. The answer is 6 years, 62.8 billion RMB and a lot of planning permission. These are all things that come easily if you are the Chinese government.  The plan seems to be to bring water from the Bohai (east China sea) to the far western province Xinjiang. The project is known as 南水北调工程 or the South-North Water Transfer Project. It seems rather poorly named to me. One only needs a rudimentary glance at the map of the proposed project to see that East-West water transfer might have been a better name.

The idea of the project is to pipe a lot of sea water 5,000 km to the desert in the Xinjiang, create some artificial lakes and then pray for rain. For a bit of distance comparison. That is like London to Istanbul. Or Los Angeles to Ney York and then to Tennessee. Basically, a hell of a long way. Some scientists don’t think it will work, but that hasn’t stopped the CCP before.

http://www.danwei.org/environmental_problems/bohai_xinjiang.php

http://journal.probeinternational.org/2010/11/16/chinese-scientists-say-water-diversion-from-bohai-to-xinjiang-unfeasible/

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伦敦没有 #1: Street sweet potatoes

In this new feature we ask why good and simple Chinese things that should be available in London are not available in London.

1. 烤红薯 Baked Sweet Potato

(Definately should be) coming soon to a street corner near you!

Sold by a man, on a street corner, by weight, from a steaming barrell,  this delicious treat requires no additions and can definately keep you filled up til tea.  Selling for about 50p on dusty roadsides in cities Chinawide, I see no reason why these should not be a common sight on London’s streets throughout the 2011/12 winter. RRP £2.

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Hu says replacing the dollar might be a ‘fairly long process’ (?)

The Chinese Politburo leaders hate to miss a chance to flex their financial muscle with grand and threatening statements during state visits.  Ahead of his trip to Washington President Hu has spoken of the steps being taken towards replacing the dollar with the yuan as the major reserve currency.  Following November’s Sino-Russian agreement to conduct trade in their own currencies, the US’s privileged status as manufacturer of the global currency must be under at least some level of threat.

A vendor in Washington prepares for the upcoming change in the international currency system

However people cleverer than me have argued that while not unforseeable, the radical overhaul of trade or investment policy  required to allow the world to accumulate enough RMB might prove damaging to the Chinese economy.  This may therefore be yet further proof of the existence of a special Chinese government department, tasked with formulating statements to court controversy and belittle foreign dignitaries wherever possible (see Hu’s recent comments on youth and energy of current British government). Clearly this is fun and can only be encouraged.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12203391

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Tabloid press in adorable Giant Panda backlash

Ok so they are expensive as well as cute, and they also do little for their own survival chances by refusing to mate or eat anything but one small part of bamboo plants.  But given that this loan of Tian Tian and Yuangguang to Edinburgh Zoo  took 5 years to negotiate I’m sure we could just be a little bit pleased about it!

Working hard - Giant Panda earning its keep in Chengdu

The sun asks ‘Who’s going to bear* the cost?’

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3353336/Panda-cash-appeal.html

*pun as yet unconfirmed

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El Avispon Verde!

Ok. One of the great things about having a blog is that you can use it to review movies, music culture whatever. I am going to do a review of Green Hornet based on its trailer as I think I will save my money by not watching it.

I was really looking forward to this film as it has some good talent involved. Directed by Michel Gondry, starring Seth Rogen and co-starring the Justin timberlake of China – Jay Chou.

However, from what I can gather it looks like an attempt to fit too many squares in triangle shaped spaces. Seth Rogen plays stoners quite well, Michel Gondry does quirky sentimental DIY movies and Jay Chou can sing and dance in Chinese. The idea of putting the three of them together to make a superhero movie seems rather odd.

Green Hornet was never a particularly successful or interesting character. The 1960s TV show was famous for launching the career of Bruce Lee who played the Hornet’s sidekick ‘Kato’.The recent trend to ‘revamp’ old superheroes has found its way to reviving the Green Hornet. The project has been through a succession of actors who have pulled out – Kevin Smith, George Clooney, and Jake Gyllenhaal and also Kungfu hustle actor Stephen Chao. Stephen Chao is a natural martial artist and great comic actor and probably would have been perfect for the role. Jay Chou on the other hand can sing and dance and probably sell more movie tickets in China.

Anyway I haven’t seen the film and my advice is don’t go and watch it.

Spanish Hornet

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Plastered – Beijing’s original T-shirt brand

Just stumbled across this website which I think is awesome. They have some great desgins for T shirts and also some handy computer wallpapers if you want to spruce up your desktop Beijing style! I am their new fan!

http://www.plasteredtshirts.com/

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Chinese news website reports news

In a breaking news story we can report here that a Chinese news website has in fact reported some news. The People’s Daily online has reported two hot off the press stories.

the first concerns Young Japanese girls wearing kimonos at a ‘coming of age’ festival

the second piece of news concerns a porridge festival in north west China 

All this news is obviously reported on a day in which the Guardian and other Western media outlets report on the missing human rights lawyer Gao Zhisheng’s torture ordeal http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/10/missing-chinese-human-rights-lawyer

The guardian have clearly missed out on the top stories.

 

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how to look like a badass in pyjamas

My firm belief is that Chinese old people are much cooler than english old people has been confirmed by this ‘how to’  video on China’s version of Youtube (which incidentally translates as ‘Potato’) see link below. You  may have to watch an ad for Chinese KFC, which is equally amusing.

Pyjama badass

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ztg-g6g4H4Q/

 

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Sleeping like a panda

After having slept like a panda for over 12 hours. I was impressd by my ability so I thought I would make a small comparison.

In fact, although pandas sleep for 10-12 hours a day. They actually nap more often than sleep. Furthermore you can tell how long a panda has been sleeping at a spot as they defecate whilst sleeping. Fortunately, I do not share this habit and have woken up once again with clean sheets.

I have no idea where the above picture came from, or who on earth made it, but it does remind me of a story from Chengdu a few years ago –

after a panda that had been released to nature died shortly after,  the Woolong Nature Reserve said they were going to teach pandas to fight by making them watch attack dogs in action. Only in China.

 

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Imperial Chinese Clobber at the V & A

Go check out the imperial robes exhibition at the V and A. Get some ancient imperial Chinese fashion tips. I’ve already ordered a pair of these boots. the exhibition runs til the 27th Feb 2011…

 

 

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