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Wen Jiabao nailing a lay up

Watch: Wen Jiabao hoops it up for Children’s Day celebrations – Shanghaiist.

There is a disturbing trend of politicians getting their hands dirty and posing for the cameras none more than when it comes to sport. Here is Premier Wen showing us his hoop dreams:

This week Camron (as he now likes to be called) and O’bama posed like the best mates they are, playing ping pong in an attempt to show their solidarity in an attempt to say to the Chinese “we can play ping pong too”.

 

 

 

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The protest that didn’t happen

Journalists love a good protest. Even when they don’t happen. Recently they have been at the front line of the middle east protests, they were in the thick of the student protests and they seem to play a bizarre role in the way movements develop. Protestors get excited by the presence of cameras (as do most of the general public) and often become wilder and more provocative in the knowledge that they have a wider audience. In the age of rolling 24 hour news we can also expect news crews to hover about near the more extreme ends of a protest trying to capture something juicy for their viewers. Indeed I was present at last years student protest in London and at the ‘fire extinguisher’ incident at Millbank. This utterly stupid incident, the poking of Camilla and other acts of vandalism were repeatedly shown on the news and coverage was dominated by these isolated events rather than the fact that tens of thousands of protestors were pleading with their government to think twice about their rash policy decisions on education for future generations.

I am not naively suggesting that news broadcasts should avoid these events (that would be dull), merely they should try to present them in a balanced way. Having said this, I believe that the existence of live news streams has created compulsive viewing. I now watch news to see what might happen as opposed to seeing what has happened. It is a bit like staying up til 3 in the morning watching Big Brother to see if Chantelle and Wizzo fondle each other in the outhouse jacuzzi (I made those names up as I haven’t watched it for years).  But the idea of news before it has happened isn’t actually news and shouldn’t really be broadcast on a news channel.

I have watched live coverage over the last few weeks of protests in Tunisia, Egypt and Libya and I have clearly tuned in at all the wrong moments. Far from the highlights package of the days events that you get in the 10 O clock news – I seemed to tune at the more mundane moments  – a few people were standing near a camel, a man smoking a cigarette, a white man in flannel trousers. Maybe this is bad timing on my behalf, or maybe I should just wait (like we used to) for things to actually happen and for journalists to provide an insightful report after the incident has occurred.

I do not wish to downplay the role of the journalist or broadcast media in protest. They often play a vital role. In the protests in Tiananmen Square in 1989 the foreign media acted as a catalyst for the escalating protests and gave protestors an international platform on which to voice their concerns. The foreign press had all arrived in Beijing to cover the Soviet presidents Mikhail Gorbachev’s state visit. The presence of the foreign media encouraged the protestors to play up to the cameras and capture the attention of their world audience. The media savvy students created huge embarrassment for the government by writing banners in English and creating symbols that an international audience would instantly recognise such as the Goddess of Democracy. The Tiananmen Square protest was huge and involved students, writers, some Communist Party moderates such as Zhao Ziyang and most importantly workers. It has been argued that the workers joining the movement was a crucial factor in bringing about the government’s violent reaction.

This is why I believe that the protest movement in the middle east will not spread to China. Both the people protesting and the situations are different. As well as demanding political reform, many of the protests in the Arab world have centred on job creation and anger at long term unemployment. The Chinese government does have cause for concern over rising inflation, however, it does not have the same stagnant unemployment seen in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The media nonetheless, seems convinced that protest will spread to China. With their cameras poised, they waited this weekend on Wangfujing street, one of Beijing’s major shopping thoroughfares to report on the rumoured “Jasmine Revolution.” ‘Protests’ also apparently occured in other cities in China. the Guardian reported that:

‘Shanghai police used whistles to disperse a crowd of around 200, although it was unclear if the people were anything more than onlookers. It said officers detained at least four Chinese citizens in the city and two others in Beijing. It was not clear, however, if those detained had tried to protest’

photo of entirely different protest unrelated to this article (standard practice -see below)

This is hardly ground shaking stuff. The protests that didn’t happen(?) were reported/initiated by US based blog Boxun who claim that their site has been under cyber attack in the last week. Their website contains a series of youtube clips of people standing around and staring at police and military cordoned off areas. It is not really clear if any protest actually took place. The protests were meant to be a response to the state’s increased suppression of human rights activists and bloggers who have been suppressed. The telegraph are also reporting on the “Jasmine revolution” in Beijing,  although their leading photo is bizarrely one from Taiwan. They state that crowds of people were dispersed by street cleaning vehicles and that reporters from the BBC were ‘bundled into a van by police’. I guess we can assume that we wont be getting any rolling news pieces then? The telegraph’s photo is not the only example of deceptive photos. Anti CNN suggest that a number of news organisations have been ‘borrowing’ photos from other protests and claiming that they are part of the ‘Jasmine Revolution.’

The heightened police and military presence could indicate a growing fear amongst government officials, or it could not. Journalists in China, both domestic and foreign have always had limited access and the government are particularly sensitive if a journalist even catches a whiff of unrest. Excessive human rights abuses by the Chinese government are reported in foreign media but often this leads to Chinese accusations that the foreign press only focus on the negatives in China: a sort of nationalist self-defence mechanism. Heavy military and police presence on the streets of the capital do not indicate that there is growing unrest. It may just be a flex of muscle to show that a ‘blog uprising’ does not scare it.

Either way it is certain that ‘protests’ are a hot ‘trending topic’ at the moment so even protests that don’t happen are going to get serious news coverage.

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China takes over world… continued (yawn)

There are now over 1 million Chinese people living and working in Africa. Some of the development they are doing is undoubtedly bringing economic prosperity to the region. But at what cost?

Continuiung the theme of the Chinese in Africa. Watch this interesting programme from the BBC:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ykxg9/The_Chinese_Are_Coming_Episode_1/

I do love the amount of effort and media attention that is paid to China but it does get a bit tiresome when they constantly ponder whether China will take over the world (again).

I am off to get a job on a Chinese ship…or in an African mall.

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1 million Chinese people in Africa

Interesting article in the Guardian about the spread of Chinese influence to Africa. Soft power takeover . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/06/chinas-economic-invasion-of-africa

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Really annoying song banned at basketball games for being really annoying

A viral internet song has been banned at all Chinese Basketball games after it has allegedly been used to put off the opposition.

The wacky Chinese folk song has taken the Chinternet (I just came up with that) by storm. Netizens have been doing spoof versions, guitar covers and piano versions of the catchy (?) hit.

Here is the original song –

It is pretty annoying.

Check out the wonderful Ministry of Tofu for comedy covers of the song…

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China Vs Nature (part II)

“The core of Chinese culture is the pursuit of the harmonious unity of man and nature”

Pan Yue, vice minister at China’s Ministry of Environmental Protection wrote recently in an article for the People’s daily.

What sets China apart from the profit driven, industrial, capitalist West, he writes, “is the country’s unique cultural system, based on moderation, harmony and tolerance”. I pondered the Chinese ideal of “harmony between heaven and humans” as I read Chinese new reports this week that heralded a new “golden-decade” of hydropower. The state will accelerate the building of hydro dams – reversing a long halt caused by environmental concerns and the social upheaval of displacing large number of people – in order to meet “green” energy targets. Nature will be harmoniously harnessed to bring power to the people. Take that nature.

This will mean every year adding the equivalent of another Three Gorges Dam (already the world’s largest). The pearl upon the sparkling crown of this eco-green golden age will be the cascade of dams down the mountain rivers that pour from the Tibetan Plateau.  Completion of the Tibetan railway   – known as the iron leach among locals – has spurred new dam construction, as well as mining developments in this previously inaccessible region. The Tibetan hinterland is preparing for a new development boom.

Yet more shadowy rumours are afoot. A dam (a modest creature three times the size of the Three Gorges) is planned at the great bend of the Brahmaputra River, just before it enters India. At the same site a 20 km long canal will be blasted through an intervening mountain range north of the river in order to carry water on its way far to China’s arid north.

A few obstacles stand in the way of Chinese engineers. But nothing that a few “friendly” nuclear explosions can’t overcome.

After all, as Mao oft mused, “Battling with heaven is endless joy, fighting with the earth is endless joy”

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Chinese Government mess with nature… and win

How do you make it rain in the desert? What do you get if you cross the desert with the sea? How do you drown a scorpion?

No, these are not classic Christmas cracker jokes, but actually environmental policy ideas in China. The answer is 6 years, 62.8 billion RMB and a lot of planning permission. These are all things that come easily if you are the Chinese government.  The plan seems to be to bring water from the Bohai (east China sea) to the far western province Xinjiang. The project is known as 南水北调工程 or the South-North Water Transfer Project. It seems rather poorly named to me. One only needs a rudimentary glance at the map of the proposed project to see that East-West water transfer might have been a better name.

The idea of the project is to pipe a lot of sea water 5,000 km to the desert in the Xinjiang, create some artificial lakes and then pray for rain. For a bit of distance comparison. That is like London to Istanbul. Or Los Angeles to Ney York and then to Tennessee. Basically, a hell of a long way. Some scientists don’t think it will work, but that hasn’t stopped the CCP before.

http://www.danwei.org/environmental_problems/bohai_xinjiang.php

http://journal.probeinternational.org/2010/11/16/chinese-scientists-say-water-diversion-from-bohai-to-xinjiang-unfeasible/

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Hu says replacing the dollar might be a ‘fairly long process’ (?)

The Chinese Politburo leaders hate to miss a chance to flex their financial muscle with grand and threatening statements during state visits.  Ahead of his trip to Washington President Hu has spoken of the steps being taken towards replacing the dollar with the yuan as the major reserve currency.  Following November’s Sino-Russian agreement to conduct trade in their own currencies, the US’s privileged status as manufacturer of the global currency must be under at least some level of threat.

A vendor in Washington prepares for the upcoming change in the international currency system

However people cleverer than me have argued that while not unforseeable, the radical overhaul of trade or investment policy  required to allow the world to accumulate enough RMB might prove damaging to the Chinese economy.  This may therefore be yet further proof of the existence of a special Chinese government department, tasked with formulating statements to court controversy and belittle foreign dignitaries wherever possible (see Hu’s recent comments on youth and energy of current British government). Clearly this is fun and can only be encouraged.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12203391

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Tabloid press in adorable Giant Panda backlash

Ok so they are expensive as well as cute, and they also do little for their own survival chances by refusing to mate or eat anything but one small part of bamboo plants.  But given that this loan of Tian Tian and Yuangguang to Edinburgh Zoo  took 5 years to negotiate I’m sure we could just be a little bit pleased about it!

Working hard - Giant Panda earning its keep in Chengdu

The sun asks ‘Who’s going to bear* the cost?’

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3353336/Panda-cash-appeal.html

*pun as yet unconfirmed

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Chinese news website reports news

In a breaking news story we can report here that a Chinese news website has in fact reported some news. The People’s Daily online has reported two hot off the press stories.

the first concerns Young Japanese girls wearing kimonos at a ‘coming of age’ festival

the second piece of news concerns a porridge festival in north west China 

All this news is obviously reported on a day in which the Guardian and other Western media outlets report on the missing human rights lawyer Gao Zhisheng’s torture ordeal http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/10/missing-chinese-human-rights-lawyer

The guardian have clearly missed out on the top stories.

 

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